WCWZ: How
does a man fish if he has no rod?
Tim: You
see the problem with rods is they were banned at Columbus
Fest last year so if I want to be able to go back I can't
answer any questions about them.
WCWZ: How
does a woman kiss if she has no lips?
Tim: I
guess she'd be out of luck, but I could suggest a little
product called anti-freeze (if you know what I mean...).
WCWZ: How
does a penis erect if it has no shaft?
Tim: I
think you mean Die Hard With a Vengeance, right?
WCWZ: How
does a piece of hair remain emo if it is not black?
Tim: I'm
afraid that's scientifically impossible.
WCWZ: How
does a one Rocky still have any self-respect left if his
last name isn't Balboa?
Tim: Three
words: Witness Protection Program.
WCWZ: How
does a copy machine make copies if there is no secretary's
ass sitting on top of it?
Tim: I
mean really what do you think the people on the sun look
like? Do you think if they came here they'd have to wear
like a North Face jacket or something?
WCWZ: How
does an ass flap seemed justified if there is no Aus Rotton
logo on it?
Tim: The
truth is the scene council just decided that if an ass flap
does not have an Aus Rotten logo on it the offender is then
officially a dork (or the other way around depending on
what scene council you think is the proper one). I've also
heard that Blanks 77, Disrupt, and Celtic Frost are acceptable
ass wear.
WCWZ: How
does a one Peter Chauncy and one Tim Murphy make love if
they have no sexual chocolate?
Tim: The
aforementioned subject is not required for asexual reproduction.
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