Most bands use their recording budgets to
make sure that their album sounds the best it possibly could.
With the generous thirty thousand dollar advancement given
to Spitalfield for their newest record from the good fellows
at Sinister Label, the band decide to blow the money up their
nose
literally. Questions answered by Mark.
WCWZ: Besides
the drugs that you guys do, is there anything else that you
enjoy in life?
Mark: Not
really. However, we all seem to enjoy Rod Stewart albums.
Its something we cannot only all agree on, but also
all relate to together. Its a bonding thing. You know?
WCWZ: Since
you are probably the ones to ask, where is the best place
to buy blow in the city? I heard Garfield and Bishop, can
you confirm that for me?
Mark: Our
hot spots include: Taylor and Western and Crate & Barrel.
WCWZ: Do
any of the VH1 "Behind The Music" series scare your
band members, with all the talk of members dying from drug
addictions and so forth?
Mark: Our
guitarist, Daniel, has already stated, "If Im not
dead by the time Im 30, Ive done something wrong".
So, no.
WCWZ: I
heard that you guys thought your guitar player died of a heroin
overdose, but he really only stop breathing because he thought
he saw Jesus. Wouldn't something like this teach you a lesson?
Mark: Youd
think so. The thing about seeing Jesus is you really think
its him. And "you really think its him"
every time you "see him". So, the whole "remember
last time you thought you saw Jesus?" thing doesnt
really ever matter or play a factor the next time you "see
him". Follow?
WCWZ: Is
there any truth behind the rumor that cocaine makes your pants
tighter on you because it causes erections?
Mark: No.
The only reason people think that anyways is because of Dan
Rather. Seriously.
WCWZ: If
you were to be locked in a room for 10 days, what drug would
you want to take with you?
Mark: Definitely
Sugar Rays latest album. We would all live in peace
listening to "Answer the Phone" on repeat.
WCWZ: When
I saw your band play a couple months back, I notice some white
stuff on your nose while you were singing. Later when I brought
it up to you, you said that it was from a powder donut. Was
that true, or was that really cocaine?
Mark: Ryan,
you said you wouldnt bring this up. You have officially
violated my trust
even more than the time you broke into
my house using the garage door code and tried to steal my
copy of "Saved By The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas".
You are on thin ice, Durkin.
WCWZ: Have
you ever shot heroin up your butt for kicks?
Mark: Pass.
WCWZ: Ok,
I know you probably need a hit or something, so I'll stop
my questions here, unless there is anything else you want
to add.
Mark: Yeah.
Dont ever assume that old women like to be "pushed
brutally" into shopping carts, even if they look like
they would enjoy it. Thanks, Ryan.
for more info on Spitalfield please visit:
www.spitalfield.net
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